Currently Playing All Gas. No Brake. By Stellar Kart see related

So, I finally got my Eagle Project approved. and the play is coming a long great. And kayla and I are still rockin'. Things are good. AND WE FINALLY HAVE REAL ICE CREAM AGAIN! Best ever!

Here's a poem/story that Kayla and I wrote, line by line.

Once upon a time there was a man named Sam.
He was the biggest shpadoinkle in all of the land.
He came upon a small gray mutt.
The mutt's eyes shown like steel.
Little did Sam know, they were.
The mutt was beggin for a meal.
So Sam fed him, and fed him well,
and just like Pavlov, rang a bell.
But the mutt was a robot.
you can't feed a robot.
but sam didn't know, he couldn't tell.
Then the robot sent sam to hell.
just kidding, but just as well,
the dog stunned him with his laser eye cannons.
but sam still loved him with all his shenanigans.
I fact sam loved him a bit too much.
long story short, sam got bitten in the crotch.
and sam cried, he felt betrayed
by that little dog the color of an ash tray
This bite was worse than the laser vision,
Sam had just gotten a circumcision.

Current Mood: happy
Quote of the day:
"Once upon the old, white, shiny woman of Texas and her old, black, dull man was a very, very, very, ineffably large donkey statue. The donkey was heavy; very, very, very, ineffably heavy. It really was."
-Kayla and I (writting a story word by word)

Ok bye!
-Jimbo