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Hey,

Wow, who would have thought that I could watch tv for two days? Ok, I wasn't really watching that whole time. I was busy doing my acidemic studies, memorizing shakespear, contemplating the universe, the usual. (for once all of that is true) (had to do science, english teacher made me promise to do shakespeare festival, and the universe is easy to contemplate when there are girls around) Anywho, I am a big procrastinator, so now I have to write about 3 days of stuff. So here it goes. This may take a while, so get popcorn now.

Friday

Ok this day is going to be hard to remember now. O well. I will try my best. Ok, today I went to school. I don't really remember all that happened. I do remember that at lunch I had a bagel with cheese and a mountain dew. (The pop machine has been out of cherry pepsi for like a week! GAAAAHHHH!) Anyway, I sat with the usual people and stuff. We changed lindsay's phone to spanish. I had to go take a spanish test because I missed it. They all warned me that I would fail, because everybody except cole failed. So I went in and naturally I aced it. (go me) ( I fricken rock) (Es verdad) (That's it's true in spanish) (Yo estoy bein) (Y tu madre tambien) (Yo tengo los chicharones)

Hey! I just came up with something! New for the jimbolog! The spanish word of the day! Everybody will love it! Ok, great.

So, I was feelin pretty pumped after getting such a fricken awesome grade on that. We played basketball in gym again. The championship game and such. We won. That rocked. Go us. I don't think I made a single shot all day. At least I ate up the clock. meh. Get to sign the spalding trophy on monday I think. (it is a basketball that all the winners sign) (fairly self-explanitory) Anywho, that is good. In spanish, I had already finished the speech we were supposed to write, so I drew a picture of a tiger fighting a ninja, (once I get a scanner, I will show it to you fine people) We play this game where somebody draws an irregular shape, and I have to turn it into something. It shows my amazing art ability (gosh, friday was a good day for showing off) Anyway, after school ryan came over again. O! O! I forgot, at lunch I went with my buddy mike to his friend matt's house. and we played madden 2000, patriots vs panthers. Patriots won by a landslide (probably because they were me) (another show off moment) Matt kept trying to restart the ps2 by shooting at the off button with his aerosoft gun. (ricoshe is scary, and hard to spell) It was fun. We broke alot of stuff. Like a glass that we shot, and part of the vent on the playstation. He he he. It was great. And then we started talking about whether or not it hurts more to get shot in the hand or the head. We decided hand, cuz there are more nerves there. Anywho, back to ryan coming over. Ryan came over. We played aqua aqua. It rocks still. Then we went to the one acts at school. They were really good. The second play alone was worth the money. It was about this kid that is worried about failure and stuff. and his brain argues with itself. And how school is nothing but a flamboyent test of our will power. If I can find the script online, I will put a link. It was sweet though. it had everything. and cookies. gotta have the cookies. my friend lara played the mom, who offers the cookies, it was sweet. great preformance, made me want cookies (actually, I always want cookies, but this made me want them more) The play after that was called "The day the president called and called and called...." It had my friends kristen and shannon in it. shannon pushed somebody over a couch, it was sweet. heh (wow that was funny) My friend Mike's brother (named fokker) directed it. The other director was named captain binford. (Those are theird stage names if you didn't figure that out.) I sat with Mike and Ryan during the play. I traded Mike my cherry coke for two blow pops. They were good. Ryan and I had a sword duel with our programs. It was cool. I think he got some major welts. I really regreted not auditioning for the one acts afterward. Doh! o well, you win some you lose some. What else happened today? O yea, Mrs. Kelly made me promise that I would do the shakespeare festival. she also made me promise to do this short story contest. apparently I have great literary potential. (more showing off for Jimbo) I think it is funny that I have to do the shakespeare festival, when I am not even sure how to spell his name. Heh. Anywho, here is my thingy for the competition.

May I be so converted and see with
these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not
be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but
I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster
of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman
is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am
well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all
graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in
my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise,
or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her;
fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not
near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good
discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall
be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and
Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour.

This sounds funnier if you have seen the play. In the next part he is trying to convince himself that he is in love, but he doesn't believe himself. And he ends it with saying the what the heck, the world must be peopled. (but in a cheesy shakespeare type way)

So, that is what I am doing. Plus, the next play is The Tempest, so if I want to audition for that, I need some experience. If I win the shakespeare thingy, I get to go to boulder, and if I win there, I go to New York, and then if I win there, London. (but I am not planning on any of that.) (Going to boulder would be a big surprise)

If I do good in the short story contest, my story will actually be published in a book. A BOOK! So, hopefully good vibes for that. Meh. Anywho, that was basically my day on Friday.

Spanish word of the day: Chiccharones - pork rines

Quote of the day: "Athens is false" (from the play, it rocked my face off)

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Hi again! Just pretend that this is a new post! Saturday!

Today I woke up, showered, threw the wet towels on an electrical power strip, played video games, watched a shakespeare video (gosh I am a geek), ate blueberries, and all of this before noon.

ok, after all that. (or spanish despues de all that) Shannon and Lara came over and we did a news report for theater class. It was about a bunch of directors in the 40s. We found out that all of them were gay. That was kinda weird. One of them died by choking on a bottle cap. If you want the script for the newscast, email me, and I will post it. But I don't want to post if none of you are going to read it. It was a good video. I think my mom found it weird to have more than one girl in the house when it wasn't a party. She made a platter of sandwiches. I ate them all (is that piggish?) (Hey! I need something to take the place of the sugar!) Anyway, our newscast rocked. It was kind of offensive but funny. It was cool. I went to the one acts again, (but this time it was because I had to usher) I had to wear black and white, and this usher vest that was gold. and I have to admit, it looked kinda gay, but I figured, "Hey I look important!" Anywho, a bunch of my friends got there, and their friends seemed to think that I looked pretty dumb, so I think they were making fun of me. So that was kinda depressing, but eh. I sat with mike again. Traded him a gatorade for a blow pop. This time Shannon pushed the girl all the way over the couch. And the couch moved like 3 feet. It rocked. Mike and I bet a dollar on the Superbowl, and um... That is pretty much it.

spanish word : No - No

quote of the day: "We learned chinese on tuesday." (still from the play)

ok bye!

-Jimbo

PS. somehow tonight, my sweater got wet, I dunno why.

wow! this one just keeps going!

ok sunday, today. a good day. except that I got hit in the nads with a football, and in the knew with a metal pipe. Went to church this morning. Played some basketball, ate some doughnuts, inhaled some sugar, drank some soda, went to service with clairissa, sarah, regi, and cody. Laughed about how the ceiling leaks. Learned a new math game that nathan taught me. Got pretty good at it. Church was good overall. Came home. Ate chilli. Argued with my grandpa about how the panthers wouldn't win the superbowl. took a shower. played video games. took towels off of electrical socket. dropped them in middle of room, next to soda stain. went to mike's house for a superbowl party. made quick alliences with other patriots fans. got a perfect spot on the couch. started fighting with jordan because he was rooting panthers and being quite annoying. got brian to steal jordan's seat. jordan sat on brian. got nick to steal jordan's seat. Jordan sat on nick. thought about stealing jordan's seat. Decided I didn't want to be crushed. watched brian and nick wrestle. got hit with a metal pipe by jordan. all in good fun. but painful. got phylis to steal jordan's seat. jordan sat on phylis. Phylis didn't move. Jordan sat on me. I moved. sat on the floor. pinched jordan's leg. he pinced my neck. phylis freaked out. we stopped. jordan knocked soda over. phylis freaked out. couch wet. phylis and mike cleaned couch. jordan blamed me. I got pissed. phylis blamed us both (probably true) I blamed jordan (so did all the other patriots fans) finally was decided I was not a fault. wanted my spot on the couch back. it was warm there. lots of people. patriot central. where all the best fans were. layed on the floor. somebody opened the door. got cold. jordan nailed me in the nards with a football. went and played uno. would have won. forgot to say uno. doh! got back at jordan by making him take cards. came back into tv room. got spot closer to couch. game finally getting interesting. watched half time. dumb. extremely. and at the end it looked like you could see janet jackson's boob. I wasn't the only one who noticed. girls noticed too. I am not a perv. It looked like justin timberlake ripped off part of her costume that wasn't supposed to come off. but she didn't really try to hide it, so maybe it was intentional. I really don't want to think about it though. Overall I thought halftime was dumb. According to the radio, there was a streaker. tv didn't show him. meh. Jordan and I made another bet on the game. loser had to roll in the snow topless. patriots won. jordan rolled. it was awesome. I expected more rolling though. psh. had alot of cheetos. they were good. good day overall. came home. typed this. ate cheesecake. just a tiny cupcake thing. O! and by the way. some of you at church today found out that I ate a box of nilla wafers that were supposed to be saved by my mom. I said it was a conspiracy because saved wasn't written on the box. it is true, mom admitted to writing it after I had eaten. More on that story later.

Spanish word of the day: tortilla - if you don't know what a tortilla is, you are in trouble

Quote of the day: Said this while we were failing to white wash jordan with snow "you guys tackle like the panthers!"

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Go panthers!

PS. Spongebob's surgery on friday was a big success. 12 stiches but Dr. Mom says he is going to pull through.

Updates on all these stories later. (if I am in the mood)

If you want more facts on any of them email: jimbojones5@hotmail.com

Current mood: Just plain skippy