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Some people asked, so I thought I'd have a followup.
Dear James N. Gregory;
It's me again. I just wanted to let you know something important about your book, American Exodus. I was only able to read the intro to your book and then an additional six sentences at the beginning of a few sections. Trudging any further into the giant swamp that is your analysis of the Okie migration proved impossible.
When I wrote my essay about your book I got an A-.
So, just to save youself time in the future, you can get by with only writing 36 pages and a few sentences. The rest is garbage.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Cordially,
Jim Taggart
I feel lots better now.
Dear Charles Slack;
I'm just writing to comment on your book, Hetty: The Genius and Madness of America's First Female Tycoon. Your book is considerably better than James N. Gregory's book, American Exodus. By about 100%.
Seriously.
Cordially,
Jim Taggart
P.S. Seriously. Exponentially better.
Things are looking up.
love always,
-jim.
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