Monday, April 5, 2010

Day 2264 - A Followup

Currently
Hetty: The Genius and Madness of America's First Female Tycoon
By Charles Slack
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Some people asked, so I thought I'd have a followup.

Dear James N. Gregory;

It's me again. I just wanted to let you know something important about your book, American Exodus. I was only able to read the intro to your book and then an additional six sentences at the beginning of a few sections. Trudging any further into the giant swamp that is your analysis of the Okie migration proved impossible.

When I wrote my essay about your book I got an A-.

So, just to save youself time in the future, you can get by with only writing 36 pages and a few sentences. The rest is garbage.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Cordially,

Jim Taggart

I feel lots better now.

Dear Charles Slack;

I'm just writing to comment on your book, Hetty: The Genius and Madness of America's First Female Tycoon. Your book is considerably better than James N. Gregory's book, American Exodus. By about 100%.

Seriously.

Cordially,

Jim Taggart

P.S. Seriously. Exponentially better.

Things are looking up.

love always,

-jim.

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