Hi.

Friday. the fifth day. (Monday - one day, Twosday - tue day, Wednesday - what day? Thursday - third day, Friday - the fifth day.) Um.... what made this friday different from any other fridays? Let's see here.... Nothing, ok the end.

jk!

geez! The reason I am stalling so much is because I am really not in the mood to type this. I am much to sleepy. So I think I am going to go watch tv, and then come back and type it.

ok bye!

-Jimbo

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Hey everybody,

Today I am afraid that I have some bad news. Many of you know my good friend spongebob square pants. He is a plush toy for bathtime fun. Many of you also know my dog willy, he is very good at distroying anything that is even the slightest bit fun. Anyway, I got home, and my dad said that I shouldn't leave my toys in the hallway. I said "I didn't leave any toys in the hallway." Then he told me that it was spongebob. At first I was afraid that spongebob's sponge guts would be all over the hallway. but luckily they weren't. But I soon realized that....... spongebob............................ had.....................no nose.

this picture was taken right after the incident. Notice how spongebob is still smiling. What a trooper he is. His little hat was ripped right off his head too. Seeing spongebob laying there made me think about all the good times we have had. So, in honor of spongebob's nose, here is............

The spongebob's nose memorial service.

I first met spongebob on the great escape in gunnison, CO. The main protagonist/hero in all the skits during the week was spongebob, so naturally all the prizes for the games had something to do with him. Anywho, I decided that I was going to play Doodie mouth. It is a game that is sorta like chubby bunny, but you use tootsie rolls. I emerged from the game victorious, and was awarded with......... spongebob. Spongebob and I bonded from the moment we met. It just so happened that the night of that contest there was going to be a dance. Pizza, costumes, soda, music, and people that can't dance dancing. Anywho, correy and I didn't really have costumes, so we did what all people without costumes should do. Took our bedsheets, and made togas. Naturally Spongebob needed one too, so we made one out of toilet paper. We made up chants to say where ever we went, and were having a grand old time. We even wrote a chant about the shop vac that we used to clean up after the party. It was great. There were alot of pizzas left over, so we ended up takin like 6 back to our room. The girls thought it was gross that we kept the pizza next to our underwear, but that is our own business. And that was my first day with spongebob.

Another good time that we had was elementary camp.

I was a counselor, and spongebo became a backpack zipper pull. Campers who were extra good got to keep spongebob with them over night. Spongebob made alot of new friends (and enemies) in this experience.

Anyway, that was me and spongebob. But now he has lost his nose, and looks like michael jackson. Mom thinks she can sew it back on, but still a nose bypass surgery is going to be a long and painful recovery. Please keep spongebob in your thoughts and prayers throughout the coming weeks. Ok, now that I have gotten that off of my chest, onto todays thoughts.

Today was thursday, which is a late start day. Club meetings are before school on thursdays. The TSA meeting was going to be at IHOP at 7:45. So, I went to IHOP at 7:45. I was still feeling strange from fries, gummy worms, candies, cookies, and various other things I shouldn't have eaten, so I didn't get anything to eat there. Me and the other guys waited, and waited, and waited, and they ate their neverending pancakes, and drank tabasco, and waited. Our advisor never showed. So, I woke up an hour early to watch people swear and eat. that was kinda annoying, but meh. Then I walked to school from IHOP. got to school, and went to math. I had to go out in the hall, cuz they were reviewing a test that they took when I was sick. Anyway, I think they forgot I was out there, because I didn't come back in until the end of the period. Actually, my math teacher (visser) did say that he had forgotten me. (I am not sure if he was joking or not) But luckily, I got most of my math done in the hallway. Then came science, boring. Then came theater, I don't really remember what we did. O, but I do remember that while I was there shannon jabbed a crayon up my nose. That was kinda weird. But at least I got to keep the crayon. 4th: english.

O crap! Test tomorrow!

5th: lunch. Bagel with cheese, and a mountain dew. Read parts of a play at our table, to help people in the one acts reherse/ laugh at us. I got to be the chancelor and the queen. (plus I got to use a cheesy british accent.) That was cool. They said I should have been the actuall chancelor in the play they are doing. To bad I forgot to audition. doh!

6th: off. Talked about..... um..... lemme see...... waterbottles, and one acts.

7th: Gym. Weight room. Somebody accused me of being gay. That kinda hurt.

8th: Spanish: Watched Finding Nemo (that movies sounds really depressing in spanish)

Then I walked home with my buddy ryan. Played on his ps2. Aqua aqua is a really cool game. It is kinda nerdy, but still sweet. We had chinese food, and wrestled alot, using shoes as weapons. His dog thought I was attacking him, and started growling and stuff too. Then I came home, and found poor spongebob. Went to get a gatorade, and actually got a gatorade. Sweet. Ok, well that was basically my day.

Quote today is..... "Latin, is that even a language anymore?" (wasn't said today, but it was brought up)

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Current mood: Undecided

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Hi everybody!

I realized many reasons why I get sick some of the time. Last night, while I was trying to go to bed, I noticed that my room smells really funny, not bad, just funny. I dunno what it is, it is a very distinct smell. I tried to get rid of it many times by rubbing a deodorant stick on the wall, but now it just smells even funnier. (and the walls have odd streaks on them, is that weird?) Anywho, I think that is part of it. (and just to remind you, I said it smelled funny, not bad, I am not some kind of crazy stinky person) (at least I hope I'm not). So, lemme see, what happened today? I woke up, and realized that when you aren't sick, you got to school. So I got a ride to school. Cuz mi madre was already going out anyway. (mi madre is spanish for my mom, if you aren't bilingual) (bilingual is being able to speak two languages, if you aren't unlingual) (I am not even sure if unlingual is a word) Anywho, I got to school, and everybody was like "HEY, JIMBO BAGGINS IS BACK!" Well actually only like 3 people were like that, but I can dream can't I? I think that my mom thinks that I am dumb, or just blind. Because she had to point out every pretty girl in the crosswalk. Why is that? Can't she trust me to figure that out myself? "Hey Jim, she's pretty." "Yes, I know mom, but that also means she is popular, which entails that she probably hasn't talked to me since the 2nd grade." (Sorry if that is a pessimistic outlook, but she really hasn't talked to me since 2nd grade.) So then naturally my mom says, "Maybe she is just intimidated by your boyish good-looks." It is a sad, sad thing when your mom is the main one who points out your boyish good-looks. It is sort of ironic, because about 30 seconds before that, we were talking about me going to the dematologist. But that is a different story. At school I actually didn't have to much make-up work, surprisingly enough. Found out that we are watching Finding Nemo in Spanish tomorrow . Plus, here is another reason why I get sick. Today for lunch I decided that since I was better I could eat pure sugar. For lunch, I had..... French fries, gummy worms, a soda, and a small bag of willy wonka assorted candies. (and I wonder why I feel all gooky all the time) anyway, then I spent about 30 min in the bathroom deciding whether or not I was going to puke up all that sugar or not. The girls I was hanging out with must have thought I was a major freak for walking in and out of the bathroom every 30 seconds. Anyway, then came gym class. We played some basketball and such. My team is in first place . (it definatley wasn't because of me) I am sort of just along for the ride. but at least I am not the worst guy on the team. (and for those of you that have seen me play basketball, that is a miracle) anywho, that rocks. but, I found out that for each day of gym I missed, I have to come in for half an hour. But this is my logic, why don't I just take the 50 minute period off for the whole year, and then come in to replace it with the required 30 minutes? I could save 20 minutes x however many school days there are left. it is ingenious. I already have 5th and 6th off, now I would get 7th. What a great plan. Speaking of school, (just so I remember) The winter one acts are this weekend! So come and enjoy. I will be there ushering and such, so if you see me, wave and stuff. Should be a good show. Tickets are $3 and available at lunch in the commons. Anywho, I keep trying to im this person, and they keep saying that they can't talk because they have math to do. Every night! If you have math to do, why are you online? I think they are just avoiding me. meh. O well. After school, I walked to my friend ryan's house, and we hung out there for a bit. Then we realized that he had no cookies, so we came to my house. Actually, we popped popcorn and then ate it on the way to my house, and then had soda and cookies at mi casa (meanwhile my stomach is trying to protest but I was to busy filling it with sugar and grease.) So, then we played on ryan's ps2. and then I needed to go to church. No synago tonight, but I decided I would go to the jr. high youth group. then everybody that was cool ditched, so I went downstairs and hung out with jaimiee and candice. jaimiee was trying to figure out cleaver ways to ask wade to sadies, and we had to help her. the night ended with us looking at sites with dumb pick up lines like "if I were a moose, and you were a duck, and we had sex, it would make a mooseduck, and if that happened, the mooseduck would sound like this: (make really odd sound)" (I thought that one was funny) So that was pretty good. Then I basically came home. I decided I was going to have a gatorade (cuz it is better than soda) but without realizing it, grabbed a soda anyway. I was half way in from the garage before I realized. This is how bad I am. I have gotten so addicted that I can't even help myself. I definatley need some kind of self help program for this. The news says that americans are getting fatter and fatter, but the sad thing is that I eat really bad compared to many americans. Oh, oh! I just remembered! I got a 36 on the district science assesment! *jimbo does his happy dance* Just thought you guys might want to know that. So that was basically my day today.

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Miller quote - "And Jim is staring at me as if he has no clue at all about this."

Oh! I forgot a pencil today, and had to use a charcol sketch pencil all day. pretty funny. I had to write all this junk for science, and my pencil got dull, so I went sharpen it, and it broke in the sharpener, and then the sharpener wouldn't work, so then I just had a little knub of charcol to work with. (maybe you had to be there)

Here is a picture of a moose duck, sorry that it isn't bigger, but you can always click it.

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Hey!

This is my first day with the new XANGA PREMIUM! Only 21 more days in the trial, then I will have to pay for it . Anyway, now I can put pictures in here. So, expect alot of random diagrams and such. My good buddy Clairissa sent me an awesome picture today of a 5 minute egg cooker.

Heh. Look at the happy eggs. Wow, that has to be the best thing I have seen all day. Clairissa, thanks a million for the picture, it made my day. Anyway, I had to stay home again today, because supposedly there is some rule that you shouldn't do anything for 24 hours after you have had a fever. So, I felt better, but was still stuck in my house. I was kind of afraid to eat today in case I was still sick, but by noon, I figured what the hey and ate some blueberries. Then I was still hungry so I got some lunch meat. and two cookies. and some ginger ale. then mom got home, and gave me some soup. It was pretty good. I watched annie the musical. Not the old one, the new disney one with alicia morton. That movie never gets old. All my friends think I am a wimp for watching it but.... hey they are probably right anyway. Anywho, the other good thing about that movie is that I recorded the simpson's halloween episode on it. Plus the 300th episode. and a really good malcolm in the middle episode on it. So, I was fairly happy about that. by that time I was feeling pretty good, so I took off the nasty sick clothes that I had been wearing since yesterday morning. I took a shower. The shower is something that really scares me when I have just been sick. One time when I was sick, I went to go take I shower because I thought the humidity would be good for me. Anyway, I remember that after the shower I reached out to get a towel, and felt all woozy and fell down, and hit my head on the door, and got a cut on it. (my head, not the door) Anyway, I don't think I was knocked out at all, but I was pretty freaked out, and I still couldn't see straight, so I didn't really know what to do. So, I ended up laying in the shower for about 15 minutes, and then stumbled to my mom and dad's bed (it was the closest) and collapsed on it. Normally when I can't see straight I go to find my reading glasses (which probably just screws up my sight in the long run, but o well) but I seriously couldn't see, so I just layed there for like 45 min soaking wet, then tryed to get up, and couldn't, and ended up taking a four hour nap. So, anyway (that was kinda off topic) that is why I am afraid of the shower when I am sick (actually kinda when I am not sick too). Anyway, I took a shower, and it was nice to not be stinky, and I put on my favorite sweater. And then my mom got home. I watched that 70's show (which my mom said is filthy). I enjoyed it though. . Actually my dad likes it too. We have this theory that whenever my mom enters the room any show will get bad. We could be watching cinderella, if my mom comes in the room prince charming is bound to start swearing and pull out a knife. I dunno why this is. My mom just always comes in at the worst time. she will come in for the one swear word of the entire movie. I think this is why she dislikes the simpsons so much. I used to use the excuse that they had college classes about the simpsons. But her comeback was always "they have college classes on pornography too, that doesn't make it right!" but now, our church has started a class called "the gospel according to the simpsons." unfortunatley it is only for adults, but I can still use it as an excuse to watch. Which is good. So, I am feeling much better, thanks for all the cards and flowers. Plus the candy and such. I should be out and about again tomorrow.

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Quote o' da' day

- "Its the ultimate in poser technology. Just lock your feet in, and the board does all the work." "All the work?" "Ok, I will lift you onto the board" "Do it without the attitude, or don't do it at all!" -Homer Simpson and Tony Hawk (the simpsons - where would we be without you?)

"Man, I wish I were death again, that was cool" -Homer simpson

Current Mood: Winky (I didn't know that Winky was a mood, but I thought it was funny)

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Hey!

I got school off today! wooo! But unfortunatley there was no snow day. I ended up getting the stomach flu. That really kinda stinks. I think it might be because I prayed the following. "Please don't make me go to school tomorrow" instead of "Please cancel school tomorrow". Or it could just be that I consider soda to be a meal. Or the fact that I am addicted to gummy worms. Or maybe I undercooked my 5 minute eggs. Anyway, stomach flu is no fun at all, and there is nothing good on tv during the day time. These people came to clean our floors and I got kicked out of the family room, and I couldn't go to my room because it makes me feel sick (I dunno why), so I ended up sleeping in my brother's room all day. Didn't really do anything.

It's not a snow day, but its something.

ok bye!

-Jimbo

Current Mood: sick (this one is actually supposed to be bummed, but it looked kinda sick)

P.S. Xanga.com just got me a trial run of the premium package, so I can put in pictures now! cool!

forgot one more thing. quote of the day. Um....

"And I got off the plane, and fell down the ramp, put my cigarette back in my mouth, and met them at the gate" -this really cool medical missionary guy I met at church. (talking about life before conversion)

ok bye! (again)

-Jimbo

hey,

I forgot one more thing. Phylis wanted me to tell you all that she had a planes, trains, and automobiles day. Ask me later.

ok bye!

-Jimbo