Hey everybody. This has to be a first. I am writing about today. And by today, I actually mean today! So, today I woke up and got ready for church. But my dad said that he was feeling sick, so I called around and finally found a ride to church with my good buddy lisa. Lisa, You rock! Anyway, I got to church, and went to synago (small group, for all you non church goers) We had to do this warm up thing where we transport our entire group ten feet while only letting 4 body parts touch the ground. It was really cool, I got to ride on Steve's shoulders. I don't understand how that worked since I am not the lightest guy, but meh. That was cool. Plus there was krispy kreme. I was in heaven. And then, as if shoulders and doughnuts weren't enough, regi gave me two mountain dews. they were good. (especially after the coke I had for breakfast) Anywho, church felt good on the whole, and I got a ride home with jaimee. I got home, and decided I was hungry, so....... 5 MINUTE EGGS! and toast. By this time I am highly experienced with 5 minute eggs, so you can't laugh at me. Anyway, you wouldn't think an intelligent human could screw up toast, but it is possible. so, we had this homemade bread that mommy made, and I decided I would have some of that. Now, when I have toast, I don't really have TOAST. Let's just call it warm bread. Just heated enough so that it doesn't fall apart. Anyway, after the "toast" was done, I wanted to butter it. But the butter was really cold, so if I tried to spread it, I would rip the bread. So I got a cleaver idea. I decided to push down the toaster things and set the tub o' butter on top, and then it would be perfect. But then I thought to myself. "Well old boy, if you put the tub up there, the plastic is going to melt, put a paper towel under it." (this is why I have a fire extinguisher) Then I thought, "Jimbo, you dummy, that could be a potential fire hazard. And as funny as a small house fire would be to you people, it still wasn't a good idea." So I decided that I would put the tub on the very edge of the toaster. This seemed like a grand idea. So, I did that, and went to deal with my eggs. I came back and had a tub full of melted butter. It was like water, so I poured it on the toast. I burned my hands again trying to eat the eggs to quickly. Nothing was on tv, so I watched ernest goes to camp. Geez, I thought I knew what stupid was, until I watched that movie. There are these kids that are supposed to be hardcore gangstas but they are probably the fruitiest children I have ever seen. No offence to them, but boys do not wear belly button shirts ok? honestly. And then ernest accidentally got coned by this guy into selling the camp. So naturally he decided violence was the best way out, and attacked this big construction foreman guy. He got the snot beat of him. I thought it was quite funny. Anyway, then he fell in love with this indian goddess and stuff. Then I watched austin powers for the 5 time in 2 days. still a good film. anyway, I found out that in a couple of days I will be able to get a trial run on this new premium thingy, so I will be able to put pictures in my webposts. So you all can see what I see. heh. cool. neato. wow. it started snowing really hardcore, while I was making a second set of eggs. (once you have had your first 5 min egg, you can't stop) now it is really snowy out there, so I am praying for a snow day. Youth group was canceled , and it was really cold outside when i helped my dad get his car in. My mom got home from the airport. . She immediatley cleaned my bathroom (gosh my mom rocks). Then we had lasagna. it was good. And that was pretty much my day in general. Fairly enjoyable. Which brings me to my next point...... don't do drugs. ok bye! -Jimbo Current mood: I was looking for one that was praying for a snow day but couldn't find it so....