A few of my thoughts for today. . .

Currently Listening Ups & Downs: Early Recordings and B-Sides By Saves the Day see related

Today I thought about the following:

• Whenever I am carrying a cup with a straw in it, it makes me nervous to run up stairs.
  
• Can a straw skewer your eyeball?
• I never trust the people who put up the "mail not in" sign. I'll check anyway. I'll bet you money that the mail will be there. It never is.
  
• I'll check again later no matter what the sign says.
• If:
  
• W=Western,
  
• B=Bacon,
  
• and C=Cheeseburger,
  
• than a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger=2(wbc).
• And as we all know 2(wbc)=Delicious.
• God provides in wonderful ways.
• Whenever I try to measure things in relation to my thumb, it just makes me think about how big my thumb is.
• pretty big.
  
• It's weird that you can get a sunburn one day in Colorado, and have to wear mittens the next day.
• I'm excited for this weekend.
• The number on my receipt for Carl's Jr. was 82. But on my bag they wrote: "82 m." What does M stand for?
• Male?
• Made with love for jim?
  
• Mmmmmm. . . what a delicious double western bacon cheeseburger?
• Perhaps today's meal is brought to you by: the number '82' and the letter 'M.'
  
• it's probably Medium.
  
• I decided that I am going to try doing crunches whenever my roommate leaves the room.
• I think this will be an easy way to start, because I'll probably only have to do crunches about once a week.
• I keep thinking that I spelled skewer wrong earlier.
• according to Google, I didn't.
• If I were a computer, or a video game, or a professional sports player, or a contestant on American Idol, I would punch my roommate in the face for swearing at me so much when I do things wrong.
  
• The other day somebody said they'd like to live inside my brain, just to see how I come up with the thoughts that I have (because I had said something weird again).
  
• I doubt they would be very comfortable in there.
• not because I have extremely odd thoughts
• just because I don't think they would fit that well.
• my head is not person sized.
• and if it were, then I guess that I wouldn't be a person,
  
• because I would be much too big
• that would probably make them not want to live in my head anyway.
• because I would be a GIANT.
• Would I want to live in a giant's head?
• maybe.
• can I control the giant?
• or am I just watching?

I think these are some of the hard-hitting questions that we all need to ask.


Just a few of my thoughts for the day.

love always,
jim.